Mine is that I pour the milk before the cereal. people are always extremely confused by that.

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    I open bananas by pinching the bottom instead of ripping at the top (because it works better) and people act like I’m insane.

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      That is how apes open bananas too.

      Not that I’m implying anything of course.

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          As someone who also has to argue about how wrong everyone else is…

          I always tell them to imagine the iconic ‘slipping on a banana peel’ joke. Sometimes I make them draw it.

          If you peel from the stem, it would never look like that. We have so many references that I challenge anyone to show me any media from any time period that shows the banana opened from the stem.

          People learn the stem way as children because it’s easier with limited motor skills and just never give it up.

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        I looked into this and was unable to find quality evidence of such. I also open my bananas from the bananus

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      How does this work with that nasty little stump at the bottom of the banana? (Which everybody knows is pure poison… TIL: AKA the ‘bananus’)

      Easy to discard or no?

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        I slice it a bit above the bananus and when you peel it it comes right out. Easy peasy

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        Yeah, it’s easy to discard if a little bananus bothers you. But I ain’t a’feared.

        Also, I’m usually making smoothies so it’s not much of a concern.

        Pro Tip: another advantage of peeling the gorilla-approved way is that you don’t have to separate them when peeling multiple. I usually eat a couple one-offs while the bunch is ripe and then, before the rest get brown and mushy, peel the rest to freeze for smoothies or banana bread or whatever. You can just peel several from the bananus side and save the step of separating them.

        I worked in a restaurant that served Bananas Foster so that’s actually a pro tip. You may never have to quickly peel a whole bunch at once but cooks, busy parents, smoothie artisans, etc. frequently do.

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      It’s how the other great apes do it too, which as far as I’m concerned is pretty much the end of the issue. It really is one of those things where there’s a right and wrong way to do it.

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    I set my clocks on 24 hour time. Usually gets a comment when they see it.

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      Started doing this since my very first watch. 24 hours in a day, why cut it in half? What is 12am or 12pm idk which is afternoon or midnight

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        I finally managed to learn am/pm after working with brits for years, but every time they said “after midnight, past midday” as if it made it easier to remember, I just responded with “after midday, past midnight”

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            after midnight, past midday”

            AM, PM. It actually means ante meridiem and post meridiem, Latin for “Before Noon” and “After Noon,” but the above also works and is in English.

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              Latin for “Before Noon” and “After Noon,”

              I’m going to start using BN and AN, just to confuse people.

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              It’s terrible as a mnemonic though. “After” and “post” both mean the same thing, and the other words both start by M.

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              I don’t think they’re confused by times like 1pm.

              At least for my brain, 12pm and 12am are the sticking points.

              As you note, pm is Latin for after noon, yet we call noon 12pm. Noon isn’t anymore after itself than it is before itself. Neither makes any sense.

              With 12am, we generally seem to think about midnight as the end of the day, even though it’s really the start of the new day. The Latin isn’t confusing here, but the numbers get real weird. We start the day counting at 12:00, go up to 12:59, and then reset the count to 1 an hour in? Our 12h clocks are split between being 0-indexed, and a weird variant of modulus 12.

              I’m clearly overthinking things, but I don’t always immediately remember which 12 is which. Latin doesn’t help.

              With 00 it’s clear which time we’re talking about, and which calendar date it’s part of. It’s also the easiest way to sort out which 12 gets mislabeled what.

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            13h is pm, but sometimes people are confusef about 12h00 tops! If 12h01 is pm then 12h00 is pm too, or as said, as fast as it’s 12 it switches.

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            I still have to think twice when someone says something about single digit hours and somehow mean afternoon. We even have an expression in my language for the nightly hours after midnight, they are called ”little hours”.

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          I remember it as the _M changes the moment it hits 12. So if the rest of the day is PM, the moment it hits 12(for noon) it swaps to PM. In the same way, the moment it hits midnight, it swaps to the morning hours of AM.

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      Same here. I sometimes get momentarily confused when I see 12-hour digital clocks now…

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      French here, you can come viqit anytime and the only thing we might notice is that you’re using clocks the right way ™ :D

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      My job uses 24h/UTC time a lot. Love the 24h time, everything I can set to it that I use is on that format. Can’t set the coffee machine or microwave to 24h time.

      UTC? Hate it. Too much math that changes with the time change and your time zone to get to UTC. Thankfully wearables and phones will often let you have multiple clocks visible.

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      I do the exact opposite. I think 12h clock is the only way of measuring things americans got right.

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    waiting in line when there are self checkouts available. I just dont like doing it.

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    When eating pizza at a restaurant with a fork and a knife I start cutting bite size triangles from the center of the pizza, it’s pure chaos and people lose their mind when they see me haha

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    I sigh loudly. Not vocally, but I take in a deep breath and then release it quickly. It’s a tension release to me kinda like yawning but everyone around me seems to think I’m upset or frustrated when I do it.

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      Ever since we were graced with COVID-19, I frequently find myself taking deep breaths and exhaling as you described just to see if my lung function feels right. Realizing now that I don’t even need to be infected with COVID-19 for it to have a significant impact on my mental health.

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      I do the exact same thing. Back in highschool people used to point it out or look at me weird or assume I was upset. My boyfriend asks me “What’s wrong?” and I respond with “Uhh…nothing?”

      I’ve done it for as long as I can remember and it feels like it relaxes my nerves.

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    I “fold” my socks by putting one sock fully into the other sock (picture wearing 2 socks on 1 foot). This way they are together and they don’t get stretched out.

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        That’s why I’m doing it. I think it’s healthy to sometimes take time to just sit with your thoughts and be bored. I find driving to be a good moment to do this. For the same reason I’ve decided to not use my phone when queuing either.

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          This is highly relatable to me as I’ve gotten older. I find it more concerning that others can’t live with their own thoughts and feel it’s necessary to drown them out with constant noise.

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      I’ve been doing that for many years to the point that people don’t like to drive with me. Actually kinda nice since most people would rather just drive than ride with me

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      When people often text me or call to make sure plans are still on, it has the weird effect of making me no longer want to go. I’m introverted, but if I make plans I will be there. So it sort of opens the door for me to cancel for some reason.

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      I noticed certain people will either change the time or day (or forget the confirmed time, or that they already initially set a time and seem to randomly change to what works for them without updating others and accuse like everyone else had the wrong time) or cancel without telling others. So those people I check to see if it’s still on and reconfirm the time even up to an hour before the meet up. I usually give up on a person who does that as it’s emotionally exhausting to constantly coordinate around a changing target. I get enough of that at my job.

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      In the case of my wife’s family, if we make plans, most of them are guaranteed to show up late. We’ve made it a habit to plan things for 30 minutes to an hour before we actually want to start because we know they’ll be late. Being a veteran, it drives me crazy. If I’m not a few minutes early, I feel like I’m late.

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        Aah the South American timezones difference lol

        I’ve made these arrangements many times with friends. To the point that I’d adjust different times for different friends.

        The downside there’s always the new one that shows up on time when you’re still in the couch before having changes clothes

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    Sock shoe sock shoe.

    I have to test if the pants/sock/shoe combo works before committing to the whole process a second time.

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        Sock is too exposed at the top of the shoe, leading to an unexpected clash of color or style, sock is squashed up the leg by the boot and disrupts the natural fit of the pant, slouch sock (the worst), and sometimes the shoe makes the sock seam really obvious around my toenails for no apparent reason.

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    I’ve had several people comment on the way I tie my shoelaces. I can’t even remember how to do it the “normal” way, but I use that knot that takes about half a second where you make both loops at once and pull them through each other.

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      That’s a better knot as well. Holds together better comes apart without risking turning into a small tight knot and is balanced to keep one lace from getting more fatigued.

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        It’s the same knot (square knot) unless you’re comparing it to someone who ties their shoes wrong.

        Edit: also, the quick-tie knot OP is talking about is called Ian Knot or Ian’s Knot. It’s a square knot but tied faster.

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          Either a square knot or a “granny” knot will work. A lot of people don’t know the difference, but it’s actually a pretty important distinction in different types of rigging because a square knot is so much stronger and more secure.

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            Granny knot will come untied easily so it only kind of works. Most people who use granny style probably double it up because they get sick of re-tying their shoes all day.

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              I knew about square knots from when I was a kid but didn’t make the connection between those and shoelaces until much later in life. My hands still aren’t used to reversing one direction from something I’d been doing my entire life.

              I guess I should be better at it by now but I rarely wear shoes tight enough to require tying them. Maybe that’s my weird thing for this thread.

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        The risk of the knot becoming a real knot (it’s more like a pair of slip knots normally) is from the loose end winding up going through one of the loops before you pull it. If you pull the one that went through the loop, you get a tight knot. If you pull the other one, it won’t be so tight. And that can still happen with this improved method.

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      I’ve been doing that for ~15 years and almost no one has commented on it :<

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      That’s probably better knot anyway. Most people don’t even realize they tie their shoes with a so called granny knot. The loops are supposed to sit horizontally, not vertically or at 45 degree angle.

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      I do that with round laces, it’s much better for them than the standard. Tried showing it to my Dad once, and he could not wrap his head around it.

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      That’s how my dad taught me, he calls it “bunny ears.” Funny enough, it took me a really long time to learn to tie my shoes because both my mom and dad were trying to teach me, but they didn’t realize they use different methods and I was so confused.

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      I did that knot in front of a shoe saleswoman and she commented she had never seen anyone do that before. Asked me to show her again how I did it.

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    Brits seem to really love when I heavily salt tea and heat it in the microwave. I top it off by saying “Cheerio! Pip pip!” in my best southern drawl.

    Don’t know why…

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      I think they’re amused at the person rather than the action. There’s a better chance of finding rocking horse shit than a Brit truly saying “Pip, Pip”, unless they’re from the US or an actor in a 1950’s black and white WW2 themed budget film.

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        I had a friend who used to say “pip pip”. I also think you missed the joke.

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    I skip the fourth step from the bottom on every staircase. It started because multiple staircases I regularly traversed coincidentally all had spiders make their homes on the fourth step, so I’d step over them. And then I just never shook the habit.

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    “Mine is that I pour the milk before the cereal. people are always extremely confused by that.”

    You’re a psychopath. lol

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    Give more exact timing than nearest 5 minutes. Eg “I’ll be down in 4 minutes” because I have an idea how long things actually take.

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      Then you must leave a path of annoyance and destruction.

      as most tasks depends on many factors and if you estimated the correct prep time.

      If it’s a 4 minute job on a computer and you hit a network lag, then you failed at determining factor calculation.

      If you hang a shelf and estimate 10 minutes but didn’t do the prep of finding the stud then parts of the wall falls down, you failed at determining factor calculation for the task as you didn’t account prep time.

      If you think you could clean a table in 2 minutes but then you realize the dishwasher wasn’t emptied, so you just left dishes on the counter for someone else to do the labour instead of accounting extra time then you failed at factor calculations.

      If you determine 3 minutes to throw your laundry in the machine but didn’t factor the machine needed emptying first then you failed at factors.

      Now if things are going on without a hitch, you can use time to your advantage for better preparation. If I give 10 minutes for a 7 minute task I’m gonna take that extra 3 minutes to grab a glass of water.

      If however someone needs to know I will take exactly 7 minutes to hang a shit they need therapy and that stops being my problem to ‘time’ manage for them.