Is Natalie Portman single? Follow up: Does Natalie Portman have low standards? I’ll have a couple dozen more depending on the search results of this one.

And some of us have been for over 3 years…

Pay the lady whatever she asks and make it sound COMPLETELY like her. Worth it.

Fucking speed runners.

I don’t believe you because the end of your sentence wasn’t emphatic enough. Period. Mic drop.

I guess I’m a rightwing pod caster now.

My sister had a lot of cats. We stopped being clever naming them, they got names like “Orange Short Hair”, etc.

Except this one cat that otherwise looked like 2 others, except it had these amazing tufts of hair coming out of its ears, so we named him Ears. Then we found out he was deaf… but we had already named him Ears, so it stuck.

Yeah that’s fair. I sidestepped the google issue by creating a new account not used for anything else but the box but that’s not a perfect solution either.

I have the $20 Walmart one, no need for flashing anything, it let’s you install 3rd party apps out of the box. I googled guides online for recommended apps and it took all of 20 minutes to get my own loader, etc set up with just the apps I want installed.

Porque no los dos?

Its hard coming up with ideas to keep my OnlyFans fresh.

I don’t fold them in on themselves, that stretches them slightly and I don’t like it, I just put one sock all way down into another sock, like the 1 sock was wearing the other sock!

I “fold” my socks by putting one sock fully into the other sock (picture wearing 2 socks on 1 foot). This way they are together and they don’t get stretched out.