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TehBamski@lemmy.worldM to Shirts That Go Hard@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 months ago

Going hard at church

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TehBamski@lemmy.worldM to Shirts That Go Hard@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 months ago
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  • thesporkeffect@lemmy.world
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    $83 says it was a thrift store find and the owner can’t see very well

    • Chozo@fedia.io
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      Why $83, specifically?

      • thesporkeffect@lemmy.world
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        Nice round number

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          83 is 123 in base 8

          • Uriel238 [all pronouns]@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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            There no 8 in base 8. Just as there’s no A in base 10.

            • ziggurat@lemmy.world
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              Sorry, I’m ready to go to bed, but are you making a joke about the number used to denote the base of number systems being written in base 10?

              • Uriel238 [all pronouns]@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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                Being a mathematical nit mostly, and do not want to keep you up at night. When we talk about numbering systems in base X, it doesn’t include the digit for X. Hexadecimal includes 0-9 and A-[F]. Decimal includes 0-9 so not A (the symbol for 10). Octal (base 8) includes 0-7.

                So 83 can’t be an octal number.

                But then in the end I realized you were converting from decimal to octal, in which case, yes, it’s 123. I am a total derp.

                • ziggurat@lemmy.world
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                  Wife made a ginger drink, and now I have to sit here and drink that before getting ready to go to bed.

                  Being a computer nit mostly. I really appreciate base 8, as it is a really easy way to visualize something that has 3 indipendent true or false states in one visual symbol. Binary 000, through 111, represented using one symbol.

                  In Linux, and Unix including MacOS, this is typically (by this I mean if you use something else, then it effectively becomes an extension on top of this) for file permissions. Where you have 3 octal numbers representing permissions for owner, group, and others, which permissions they have. The least significant bit in binary represents if you have the permission to execute the file, so if it is an odd number you can execute. Write permissions and read permissions are represented by 2 and 4 respectively, and you can freely add any combination of these 3 numbers together, and you can still know the 3 boolean values.

                  So you want your secret files to have permissions 600 or 700, and even some security oriented programs like “ssh” will not allow you to use secrets if they are readable by other users of the same system. (a vestige from when people shared computers)

          • 𝕽𝖚𝖆𝖎𝖉𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖌𝖍@midwest.social
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            And 123’s a nice, round number

        • madjo@feddit.nl
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          5/7 perfect comment!

      • Prison Mike@links.hackliberty.org
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        Maybe they need exactly $83 to pay a bill, a debt. You never know. ¯_(ツ)_/¯

    • grrgyle@slrpnk.net
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      $83 dollars?? What is a thrift store to you - a Tiffany’s anywhere but new york?

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    I hope nobody ever said anything to her, and she wore that shirt everywhere.

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      I’d like to believe he’s wearing that shirt for the lullz and will feign surprise if approached.

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        Way back when I still went to church (I got better), there was a doctor who always wore this blue diamond print tie every Sunday. If you looked closer, the lighter blue diamonds were viagra pills.

      • magnetosphere@fedia.io
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        That would be awesome

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      I’m not so sure that’s a her.

      • magnetosphere@fedia.io
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        Good point. Can’t really be sure…

        • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world
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          Well, the penis is usually a clue…

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            Not always, though.

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    My thought process was “that’s funny it looks like that, those are mushr… Oh. Oh no. It really is a field of penis”

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    Please put on a NSFW on this. I was on the train and…

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      … AND BIG GREEN DICKS JUST STARTED FLOWING OUT OF MY PHONE!!!

      (That should cover any screen readers that happen to be on full volume right now. Your welcome.)

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        Now I need to install a screen reader so I pretend to be blind on the bus…

        Do you think the reader starts shouting when it’s in caps, or do they just say ‘in capitals: reads’?

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          Just pretend you are partially deaf and crank the volume to 11.

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      And now Japanese school girls are accusing you of sexual harassment? Which is actually a HUGE deal in Japan.

  • DaGeek247@fedia.io
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    Honestly jealous of that shirt.

    • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world
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      As in…you want the shirt? Or as in yours isn’t as big as the shirt depicts?

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        I want a penis garden pattern shirt in my life.

  • 𝕽𝖚𝖆𝖎𝖉𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖌𝖍@midwest.social
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    I…what‽

    • TehBamski@lemmy.worldOPM
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      You misspelled want.

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    Fertility symbols and religion, going together like chocolate and peanut butter since… since at least before chocolate and peanut butter.

    • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world
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      I wonder if Jesus ever stuck his dick in a jar of peanut butter…

  • HEXN3T@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    “Penis Envy”

    • Eunie@feddit.org
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      Looks to me like ‘Penis Ivy’

      • HEXN3T@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        I say Penis Envy since it’s a species of psychedelic mushroom (and this shirt looks kind of like psychedelic art of mushrooms, and the penis comparison was obvious)

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    “going hard” a bit too literally

    • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world
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      Am I NOT supposed to have an erection for this?

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    all god’s creation

  • Uriel238 [all pronouns]@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    They’re green! They’re obviously plants!

    • billwashere@lemmy.world
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      It’s a Swamp thing….

      • Honytawk@lemmy.zip
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        Hulk boners

        • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world
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          HULK SWIPE RIGHT TO SMAAAAAASH!!!

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    Why are some of them prolapsed, and is that even possible?

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      Lmao, I had to read this so many times before I realized you’re talking about the uncut dicks’ foreskin. No, they are not prolapsed, lol. But they don’t usually look like that when erect.

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        As someone who’s uncut, I would never have guessed that

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    I feel like there’s a Monty Python joke in here somewhere.

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    The dick scarf is a nice touch

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      Isn’t that the collar?

      And what’s the pink bit about (I’m naïve, i know!)?

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        I don’t know with certainy why the background is ‘pink’. My best guess is green and pink/red are complimentary colors so that’s what the designer chose.

        You do t have to justify or diminish yourself. it is okay to not know things and fuck anyone that makes you feel less than for asking a question respectfully. They suck.

        • flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works
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          Cute!

          I was alluding to jokes about dicks and the pink being a euphemism for vagina, but I do agree with everything you said…

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      Dick Scarf

      What an awesome band name!

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