…how?

God I hope my adbock holds up…

Who’s the black and red one?

Bring back Netscape!

looks at your name

Uh-oh. Guys. I think he’s going to steal someones baby instead of making one himself…

I’ve said before and I’ll say again. I would use the option on amazon for shipping that says “let your employees pee”. I get my package 2-3 days later. Oh well. I don’t give a shit. I’d rather normalize companies treating people like people. And if I get my limited edition pez dispenser 3 days later, so be it.

Not like it’s an oxygen tank.

Ok, but I’m still not going back to wearing pants.

I feel like some people are just emotional reactionaries. They see a certain story, and in their own mind they make the story worse than it is, and treat their feelings as fact.

I have no sources on this, or proof that this guy in particular is doing that.

…wait, am I doing it right now???

Hmmmmm…

Article says they were Canadian.

But even still, I love this quote:

"Despite criticism, he asserted: “We are perfectly happy here, we’re not planning on leaving here, we’re not stuck here, we’re not hostages.”

Ah yes. What a perfectly sane rational thing to say, for someone who clearly isn’t a being subject to surveilence and orders under threat of violence.

I can’t even count how many times I’ll call my mom, and reassure her that living in Ohio, I’m not a hostage.

Aw crap dude…I don’t think that deports them! That just makes them live in a shitty place!

I mean…it’s not the worst reaction! Sounds like he still loves you, and wasn’t surprised.

Literally never heard that name before. I assume he fights G.I. Joe in the 1980s?

Are you Jeff Goldbloom?

Fred at his height was the most subscribed person on youtube.

These people aren’t celebrities. They’re blink and you’ll miss it wisps in the wind. Their downfall happens real fast once people stop giving a shit.

I mean…you’re the only one engaging. Up until 3 days ago I had zero concept that this person existed.

So just shut up, and he’ll go away. You don’t see anybody talking about Fred anymore. HEEEY ITTSSS FREEEEDDD!!! Remember him? Barely? Exactly.

I was going to link to a video from There I Ruined It, doing a Taylor Swift song as a death metal song.

But either Taylor Swift had it removed, or Youtube auto deleted it.

Just know it was glorious.

But what if they keep doing it anyways?

Ban from what exactly?

Ok…but now what forces these companies to actually pay? What happens if they just DON’T pay?

How much space does it come out of the box? I bought my PS5 a year ago.

It came with 667GB of space. Some games take up 100gb.

And now you want to make it digital only??? Uhhhh, fuck that. You better be giving me like 1000 terabytes.