…and if they can day that with a straight face, give them an Oscar!

(I say this as a kiwi looking from afar)

Sadly it’s a lot cheaper than a support hotline…

Holy crap, is it still working?

I thought nitter died…

Well, of course they are, but so is just about everything

Great thumbnail!

Dunno (or care!) about the rest of it. Kinda strange content for the technology community…

Oh yeah, I remember these! They were often shaped to fit in around the strip of function keys (and some weird ones down the side?)

Cute!

I was alluding to jokes about dicks and the pink being a euphemism for vagina, but I do agree with everything you said…

Isn’t that the collar?

And what’s the pink bit about (I’m naïve, i know!)?

Now I need to install a screen reader so I pretend to be blind on the bus…

Do you think the reader starts shouting when it’s in caps, or do they just say ‘in capitals: reads’?

…or we’ll eat you!

Holy crap - get to the point!

Amen!

Well, there was that time they included a rootkit in their audio CDs (this went on for a couple of years. Wikipedia)

…guilty as charged

The demo scene was always technically amazing

…how did I fail to see that coming?

Respect though - the world needs more eaters

This is a great idea at first glance - I’ve certainly had a few usb sticks come apart on removal

This is brilliant, I love it.

…but isn’t that what we have you for?

Sorry, I’m just being a wanker. It’d be a shame to waste this superpower!

What were the useful scenarios, if you don’t mind?