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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Memes@lemmy.mlEnglish · 2 years ago

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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Memes@lemmy.mlEnglish · 2 years ago
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  • incompetentboob@lemmy.world
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    Coleslaw is fucking awesome you godless piece of shit.

    • SeeMinusMinus@lemmy.world
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      Everyone here seems to either really like coleslaw or completely hate it. I am on team coleslaw yum: the only correct option.

    • TheFriar@lemm.ee
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      Fuck coleslaw.

      Raw cabbage or nothing. Hget your mayo off my cabbage.

      • JoYo@lemmy.ml
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        you can make coleslaw with salt and vinegar. if youre not salting your veggies then you might be a rabbit.

      • RangerJosie@lemmy.world
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        Shredded cabbage is objectively the way. Lettuce is just crunchy water.

    • Sombyr@lemmy.one
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      https://youtu.be/K3x8Tm7urfk?si=-_GUHpbEJN0BPash

      • Gestrid@lemmy.ca
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        That’s an oddly specific video, and I enjoyed every second of it. XD

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    • Track_Shovel@slrpnk.netOP
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      I can tell a lot about you from that statement.

      You like pineapple on pizza.

      You once played seven minutes in heaven…with your cousin

      You know two facts about ducks, and they are both wrong.

      • incompetentboob@lemmy.world
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        Are you a wizard? How did you know? It’s like you peered into my soul.

        • Track_Shovel@slrpnk.netOP
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          Yes, but that’s not a wand in my pocket.

          • saltesc@lemmy.world
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            I hope it’s not a dick. Why all these people that keep a dick in their pocket?

      • jballs@sh.itjust.works
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        A duck’s quack does not echo. A duck weighs the same as a witch.

        • Tyfud@lemmy.one
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          That’s just one fact though. I’m pretty sure they debunked the no echo bit.

      • southsamurai@sh.itjust.works
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        Wait, isn’t seven minutes with your cousin in the dark the definition of heaven?

        Also. What duck?

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        All we know is, he’s incompetentboob.

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    I will die defending coleslaw you heathens

    • Darkenfolk@dormi.zone
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      “Do not suffer the coleslaw enjoyer to live”, ~some holy book

      • imgprojts@lemmy.ml
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        The book of the Dave Matthews band chapter 3 verse 6.

    • ryathal@sh.itjust.works
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      The overly sweet crap at most restaurants can go straight in the trash.

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      Miss mebwith that KFC slop but homemade is the GOAT.

  • SexyTimeSasquatch@lemmy.world
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    Make better coleslaw maybe?

    • Supervisor194@lemmy.world
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      Spicy cole slaw topping a sandwich made of slow-smoked pulled pork is absolute nirvana.

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        Oh shit, how have I not tried that? And I have plenty of slow-smoked pulled pork left over from this weekend!

        I only had pickles on pulled pork sandwiches, pulled pork breakfast burritos, pulled pork mac&cheese ….

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        deleted by creator

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      My colleague’s ex made the best coleslaw. It was actually edible, and was delicious.

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    deleted by creator

    • Delphia@lemm.ee
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      Also who TF sits down to a big bowl of coleslaw? Its a side dish. You pair it with shit.

      Julienne apple slaw and spicy pulled pork.

      Candied pinapple slaw and jerk chicken.

      Elevate your cullinary game folks.

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        deleted by creator

  • °˖✧ ipha ✧˖°@lemm.ee
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    Oi, fuck you and the horse you rode in on.

    • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world
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      Hey everybody, look at this horse fucker

      • Blackout@kbin.social
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        He probably does it while eating slaw

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          Like a boss

  • It's Maddie!@sh.itjust.works
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    Shut your whore mouth!

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    The flavor of coleslaw varies as much as any other dish.
    Fresh veggies and a tasty dressing? Awesome.
    Shelf stable, premixed, and squeezed out of a bag at a fast food chain? Complete garbage.

  • RickyRigatoni@lemmy.ml
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    coleslaw is good you just have no culture, sweetie 😘

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      deleted by creator

    • BakedGoods@sh.itjust.works
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      If your culture is mixing mayonnaise into everything I want no part in it.

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        @BakedGoods @RickyRigatoni

        A couple in an elegant restaurant in Texas. The waiter appears, dressed in a tailcoat with a bottle wrapped in a napkin: “Chateo de Sauce, 1985” and pours a little into the customer’s glass, the customer tastes it and nods. The Waiter leaves and the other couple says “Wow, you were right, really a high-class restaurant.”
        “I already said it, and this was just the ketchup.”

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    Tell me you’re basic without telling me you’re basic

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      My pH is ~7.4

    • GissaMittJobb@lemmy.ml
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      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZUmp_McTpY

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    You eat what you like, I’ll eat what I like.

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    I didn’t like coleslaw until I ate it as a condiment. Alone it’s not my thing at all. In a sandwich? On top of pulled pork? Awesome stuff.

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      You’ve had the creamy kind right? Bc I’ve had some “coleslaw” that wasn’t and that just ain’t right.

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      I can agree with this, but when they try to pass it as a salad? Not a chance.

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    huh? coleslaw is amazing

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    i am the trash

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    As a southern cook, where and when would you like me to pit smoke you and serve you on a bun with a nice aise of slaw?

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    This is the wrongest thing I’ve ever read in my damn life!

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