Blackout

You might have a family of spiders living in there. You don’t want to hurt a family do you?

Can get it unsweet but it is more fatty than the others. I love it for baking and pancakes

Great for making milkshakes too!

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Gray’s Sports Almanac 1950-2000.

Mrs. Doyle

When Mrs. Doyle offers you a cup of tea it is not a request!

The soothing music of Robert Evans’s nasally voice saying the word Raytheon

Hulk has balls right? A good swift kick in the balls should do it.

I know! It’s saved in [DEFAULT FOLDER]

just the quality of paint fits. I bought cheap primer once cause it cost half the expensive kind. Not only ended up having to buy twice as much it also wasted a lot of time going back over all the walls a second (and sometimes third) time. I learned my lesson.

Capitalists are only loyal to a big pile of money.

Lack of a yoga mat or you wouldn’t be able to stop me 😉

Always listen to the end credit song too 😺

Dude, I don’t want to go to heaven

Bot farms are always early adopters

Toyota, we’ll love you even if your parents dont

The have a hidden menu there. Just ask for the “Butt Blaster” and they will know what to do

The future Apple wants us to have:
footure

I wish I could afford to get my prostate professionally enlarged. Instead I have to do it at home with a pickle jar :(

They sharing life changing deals to you and still no tip with your rent this month. Poor landlord 😢