Yalls remember the security concerns when that sailor secretly installed a star link on a US warship?

No America’s club

Jod introduced the idea of freewill to the board.

Lucifer said “That’s a bad idea, chief. Free will would ruin them.”

Jod cast him out.

Humans fucked everything up.

Jod sent his CTO, Jesus to try and fix it. It went poorly.

Lucifer said " I told you so"

What are you gonna make?

The robots have learned of quiet quitting

Swipe left to go left. Swipe right to go right. Pinch to accelerate. Say in a clear voice “Please begin braking” to decelerate.

This is Australia, so the patient would be out of pocket about $2.50 for parking at the hospital.

I bought a roborock Q Revo the other week, and it works great at vacuuming and mopping.

I changed its spoken language to Chinese though, to remind me who I’m living with.

I thought this was a funny gag, until I changed my router and wifi, and then had to update the robots wifi connection with all the voice prompts in chinese

What

Uniball eye fine

I’ve used the same one for 3 years at work and it only just started to run out, so I got another.

Louis G

I work 7 days a week and I don’t have this problem.

(Jokes, I do, but I like both my week job and my weekend job)

Plastic shopping bag: lasts 1000 years stuck in a bush outside a Tesco without breaking down

Carefully engineered storage medium stored in ambient temperature indoors in a case:

Proles don’t hurt proles.

CT owners aren’t proles tho

Just as American Jesus™ would have wanted.

Phew, I’m always terrified of that. It won’t affect my gore folders, will it?

At least you learned how to make a killer Latte.

Is it for cats?

Chain link (LINK) crypto.

Should have stuck with Dogecoin.

“Buyer to collect”?