Do people buy razor blades from shady dudes behind the shop? How would one sell the razor blades they stole?

It powers a massage chair for the driver

Or a very niche onlyfans camgirl

Just like a vape stick.

The emus have trains now?!

I actually had a nightmare last night that my computer updated itself to some horrid version of windows and I spent it all frantically looking for my windows 7 ISO and keygen among old backups to blow it away and start again.

Just look up, bro

“Reconfiguring the primary power coupling” is my explanation when people ask of how I’m fixing something when I’m just unplugging it, waiting 10 seconds, and plugging it back in.

Huawei

Well there’s yer problem

Abandoned buildings, especially when overgrown with trees and plants. Just goes to show that while we are ridiculously destructive, nature is patient.

The honkening

I still prefer sysop.

Our server, comrade.

1. Get a job working for Google making anti-adblockers.

2. Use your 20% time contributing to FOSS stealth adblocker and anti-anti-adblockers.

3. ???

4. Profit for life

*three

They gotta learn that 5 is more efficient that 7, 4 is more efficient than 3

I discovered Sylvan Esso a few days ago and they are fantastic.

Also, The Dø

The title kind of implies that he learned where trains derail, waited for one to spill, and looted $10k from it

Vote with your 6 ton 4000 VDC truck mounted electromagnet

You could make money from that. Trace the execs, get nice shiny photos to the tech, write some good copy, and publish “The Encyclopaedia of garbage tech” so that people in the future can ridicule and possibly learn from their stupidity.