I ate a beet salad after and had Christmas poops.
The post beets dump can be alarming until you remember you ate beets
Hey aren’t you the one who denounced me on behalf of Canada?
What are you, like the queen of Canada or something?
These woke millennials and their damn cancer
Everyone has cancer these days. Back in my time nobody had cancer because we ate our fruits and veggies and none of this woke organic BS
Amateur hour!
Lucky charms can do this with a single bowl.
Boo Berry will turn your poop blue with one bowl.
As a bonus, they also destroy my gut. So when I cave to the crave every few years I pay for it, and then marvel at the dyes while I clean the toilet.
Lucky Charms are a one way ticket to the green playdough factory
Taste the rainbow!
Isn’t this the Skittles slogan?
Lucky charms can do this with a single bowl.
ELI5: What does this sentence mean?
Lucky Charms are an American breakfast cereal containing sugary marshmallow pieces with a lot of food coloring. Lucky Charms are served in a bowl with milk.
Ha! Great, thanks! (That was seriously not easy to guess.)
What is it with Burger King today?
What is the rest of the text for the bottom one? I must know
Found it “TIL that in 2020, Burger King ran an advertising campaign featuring a picture of a moldy Whopper, to prove that their burgers are made without preservatives. This unconventional advertising method wor”(sic)
paraphrasing, “this unconventional advertising worked great and increased sales.”
Wow! The Burger King TIL are strong today…
TIL BK advertising team found Lemmy
Supergreen!
Leeloo Dallas multipass
They’re called Pretty Patties you uncultured swine
Someone shreked in the toilet!
And didn’t flush?
Pretty Patties!
Had an “Eclipse” burger this April that had a “black” bun like this. Definitely wasn’t expecting the vibrant green dump, but it didn’t take too long to make the connection. Kind of funny once I realized nothing was seriously wrong, hah.
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Do you eat the bag with it?
I’d call that a feature.
It was so wild! Mine looked like a stone with an emerald hue. I was not expecting the green at all. It was a time when I went to burger King more frequently to meet a friend who was sick so I tried it with no advanced notice of the repricusions.
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Pretty sure this won’t be coming to the European markets.
