That begs the age old question… would that be incest, or masturbation?

I dub thee Sir Phobos, Beater of Ass.

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on glue.

Can confirm, had one on semi-perma-loan for a few years. Bought a secondhand Canon from a friend and never looked back.

Those things were like the perfect compromise between frisbee and throwing star.

Just Regular Giuseppe, to my knowledge.

Hail corporate.

girl scout cookies … are high value

I hate that this is how you found out, but…

https://www.walmart.com/ip/Great-Value-Fudge-Mint-Cookies-10-Oz/11997740

NES Megaman death sound.

This. My feet are very wide. Every once in a while I’ll find a good fit (usually have to go overly long), and hope that the style is manufactured for more than a year. Otherwise it’s a nightmare finding an actual fit.

Insta-ban from Moms Against Liberty.

I cannot wish enough ill upon them.

Not with that attitude. C’mon, keep trying like the rest of us.

BananaChatBot.exe has entered the chat

Prompt: cheerfully describe, in detail, thoughts about about putting obscure historical artifacts in your butt, for research purposes.

Gonna need seven firewalls for that kind of work.

Please tell me she got a proper hair stylist.

Excel is the database. Excel is the status console. Excel is the web scraper. Excel is the data analyzer.

All hail the mighty Spreadsheet, let us VBA. 🙏

…I feel seen.

The theater owners also do not have to clean up after.

One too many chairshots to the head.