I’m confused what the pink hat is supposed to have to do with the rest of the images

Temu is like Wish but turned into an addictive gambling game targeted at children. (IDK if targeted at children is the right word but that’s the vibe it gives me)

Addiction recovery if I had to guess, in this case alcoholism.

I don’t even know what you put chives in. I think I had them in scrambled eggs like once?

I feel like I’m confused on what the definition of “liberal” is.

Didn’t captain America literally become a fugitive of the state

Idk if it was the first but I stole a bunch of pens from one of my teachers after i found out she was fired.

Yes because the CIA definitely cares about LGBTQ rights

I get the joke but c’mon they definitely don’t.

Cognitive dissonance at its finest

Sometimes a Culver’s cold custard just hits different.

Especially hits your wallet that shit makes burger king look like it’s still the 70s.

Hard to say because different pastas are made for different uses, and might not work as well if used for other things.

But if I had to pick one I’d say Angel hair. It’s just too thin and it makes me uncomfortable.

Oceania is the best continent

Assuming you’re referring to bacterial infection, is that not exactly how you’re supposed to say it?

Okay but like the whole point I feel is that tragedy is impossible to avoid. It’s supposed to be a slap in the face. If you haven’t forgiven it, then the film achieved its goal.

Picture of my friend’s cat

Yeah wild turkeys don’t fuck around. They will ruin your week if they feel like it

Lots of Minecraft

I think the word you’re actually looking for is “Republican Party”

We need Year of Luigi 2 right fucking now

Duh be you