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ElCanut@jlai.lu to Terrible Estate Agent Photos@feddit.uk · 1 year ago

Nice house

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Nice house

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ElCanut@jlai.lu to Terrible Estate Agent Photos@feddit.uk · 1 year ago
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  • NOT_RICK@lemmy.world
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    That looks like a soulless corporate HQ

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      It looks like I need to send my engineer into it for a science based objective. Bro actually lives there.

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        According to this article, “lived”

        https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/justin-bieber-former-la-home-120002335.html

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      You’re not wrong

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    That’s the lab you need to use to research nuclear weapons.

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      Requires 750 minerals 1000 energy and three industrial age buildings

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    I’m gonna be honest, I love that design. That comparison just makes it better, those games had a big part in my childhood.

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      I like it as a building, but not as a home. I’d absolutely launch my mech suit from there but I wouldn’t necessarily want to curl up in my pajamas with my dog there

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        Yeah this is a fantastic building for the robotics complex at a university.

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      You could be Tony Stark or some super villain in that house for sure.

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      People hate on Bieber but I love his ridiculous tastes—I’ve always wanted a fully chrome car and this hideous but kinda beautiful building absolutely looks like something from SimCity 2000.

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        Ohh it’s Justin Bieber, I was wondering who tf Beibers is

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      I’d wololo that bad boy in an instant. Sunlight levels at maximum!

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      Justin Bieber confirmed Command and Conquer nerd.

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      If it had a stone facade instead of the sleek gray I’d be all over it.

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      I bet at some point that roof will be stuck open and it will start raining before the tech gets out to fix it.

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      Same. I’d love to play that game again.

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    Game is Command & Conquer Red Alert 2

    • NιƙƙιDιɱҽʂ@lemmy.world
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      And it came out in 2000 NOT 1999 🙄🙄🙄

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      Ya people should put some respect on that name

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      This and Yuri’s revenge are my favorite RTS of all time

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      It’s horrifying that RA2 is almost a 1/4 century old.

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      https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=e3YzmjmAGoI hell march

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    More construction options

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      New construction option… available

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        Construction complete… building

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          Unable to comply… building in progress

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          You must construct additional pylons.
          I mean silos! Silos needed!

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          Need a jump?

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            Nobody here but us trees.

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              C4 Knockin at your door

  • 𞋴𝛂𝛋𝛆@lemmy.world
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    Oligarchic ballistic missile launch mansion

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    INCOMING TRANSMISSION

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      Kirov reporting

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      From God to Kane to Seth.

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      “I’m escaping to the last place that wasn’t infested by Justin Beiber fans: Space!”

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆@yiffit.net
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    SimCity 2000 landmark.

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    Initiating chronobieber in 3… 2… 1…

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    Research center lol

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    Proof that you can have money and not be classy

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      Honestly, the majority of people with lots of money that live in my city have the least classy houses. It’s either some soulless concrete corpo block or some gaudy thing with roman pillars in front of the entrance. That’s the shit they don’t show you on GQ lol

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        Why tho?! Can’t they hire people with good taste to tell them this is shit?! oh well… i guess if I had bilions I wouldn’t care about pesants opinions either

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        My parents live on a street where all the local footballers/celebs like to live. Without exception, they buy these beautiful ~£1,000,000 old houses, demolish them and replace with some nasty gaudy affront to architecture that absolutely screams new money. Almost all have those pillars…

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    It looks like a blitzball stadium from FF X.

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    95% of the walls in that thing are not flat.

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    Salad spinner house

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    F me imagine working 3rd shift and trying to get some sleep in that house.

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