How else are you supposed to get your daily dose of Vitamin P?

That’s because you can only have a shadow if you have a soul.

What makes you think cops are competent?

This, but since these were expensive, lots of people bought cheaper, off-brand ones book-by-book at grocery stores over a period of 30+ weeks. We had a set growing up that my mother would pick up at whatever store we were going to, IDK, I was little.

Seeing as how I’d have list the last things keeping me from killing myself, I wouldn’t.

I remember as a kid in the early 80s, we still had a VCR that had a remote with a cord. It was like 3 buttons or something. We also had a Beta machine in the garage for a while from before I was born.

Cool, glad for y’all.

Hey, now that you’ve taken care of that, we’re having a little fascism problem here in America. We were wondering if you could, ya’know, return that little favor we did for ya in the 1940s?

Ha, I wish.

Good riddance, vertical videos are cancer, short form obliterates attention spans, and their algorithm is engineered specifically to addict people, especially kids.

Now to ban all the rest of them. Let’s start with Facebook. Twitter is already killing itself but could stand to be “helped” off the cliff.

Eh, gendered nouns are just an old holdover. At least English (usually) uses words to improve specificity. For example, “Pick up my medicine” as opposed to “pick up medicine.” It seems redundant to some until suddenly you need to specify after the fact.

The more precise the language the fewer chances of miscommunication. A perfect language would be precise and unambiguous without deliberate effort (as opposed to laziness, slang, shorthand, etc.) which is probably completely impossible to craft, much less about.

The same thing I do every day - hide and try really hard not to kill myself.

Windows: you’ll eat this slop even if we have to carve a hole in your throat and force it through.

They’re a religion, of course they’re assholes.

Its Tesla; y’all should be dumping that shit anyway.

Cool, so what brand is a good one to replace D-Link with?

No no, that’s the perpetual mash of temporary blindness.

You must not have been born in the 70s or 80s. It’s really easy. Step 1, replace your smart phone with a flip phone. This concludes all your steps.

Better hurry, Trump’s rubber stamp DOJ will kill this faster than a cop encountering a dog.

Good for you kiddo. Not that I have kids, but hey if it gets ya ahead and/or happy, go for it. As long as said kid is a consenting adult. Otherwise it’s cop time.