Here’s me hoping the next cataclysm drains the oceans by a few hundred feet so we can establish New Old Zealand 🇳🇿

It’s okay, Team Snapchat is the only person that sends me anything either (>•_•)><3

^^This^ The joint pain is definitely inflammation during cabin pressurization, but if it is severe enough it could also impact the brains circulation and lead to an aneurysm.

Who is this “weird” you all are referring to?

This is why I carry around a 80" flat-screen.

So if I were to order a battery replacement part from Samsung would it already be paired with a screen? Or could it be future proofed with a bit of DIY engineering? Cause I love my S22 Ultra, and am tired of upgrading every 2-4 years because the battery starts holding less and less charge.

Maybe they accidentally outsourced one of the remote drivers from the UK

I’m sadly in the demographic of obscene soda consumption.

By no means am I overweight, more underweight actually, but since probably 12 ive averaged about 6 cans of Coke (Sam’s cola ftw) a day. The biggest issue is the teeth wear. I’m 25 now and I only have ~3 or 4 natural teeth, everything else is caps crowns and bridges.

Soda is realistically as damaging as meth just without the psychosis.

It’s more the amount of choke points that turn to gridlock at rush hour. That plus it’s the Midwest so 85% of the population doesn’t understand how they work.

If it had a stone facade instead of the sleek gray I’d be all over it.

I mean realistically we could just be a manifested thought of some higher being who took too big a toke of some 5-D Weed

Right near my old house, dubbed the “Suicide Circle” for how everyone drives through it seemingly unaware of any other drivers on the road.

Slap a liquid cooler and you’re cooking at a high speed 2.08 GHz

Been driving between Chicago to Houston in single shot trips the past few weeks while relocating. Only 25 and can still stay awake for a good 42 hours or so before I collapse, but mix in the hypnotic highway constantly running past/the car vibrations and it’s a different story.

So I always stop for coffee to make sure im mentally present before hoping on I45.

It’s why you see hyper-wealthy dissolve everh so often. When you’re used to total control and suddenly things that you cannot change no matter how much money you throw at it, you start to lose it.

The creator said at some point that there is a typo that makes the 4th unsolvable or something.

I made the switch to DDG a few days ago and it actually is insane how much more relevant the information is compared to google.

Ive recently had the automated response tell me “If you keep doing that I’m going to terminate this call, now, have you calmed down?”

Needless to say I lost my absolute shit on that robot.

We out here g. Every other week it’s a roll of the dice on if a filling or crown will chip or crack. If only implants didn’t cost baseline $60k I’d fuck right off from the dentist bills and go full robo jaw.

Jesus christ SSH