You can choose a new sound or sound(s) to make when you fart. The sound can’t be quieter than your fart would otherwise be. Nor can it be shorter than your fart would otherwise be.
What would be your farttone?
Some of my ideas Owen Wilson’s “Wow”. The scream from that one disturbed song. The entire audio of the Bee movie.
I would like to have the same sound. But increase the volume, duration and lower the frequency drastically.
I want people not only too hear them, but to feel them. When I play my trumpet at night I want to wake my neighbour.
Fog horn.
exactly how my farts sound now but 10x louder
So bold
it should be so loud that every time i’m eating beans i’m muttering to everyone how sorry i am
Shotgun or a trumpet
That intro song from Lion King, just the initial “haaaaaa”.
Lol this is my favorite so far
The iOS notification gong.
I don’t use Apple products, but that’s one of the most chill, relaxing sounds.
Wilhelm Scream
Windows 3.11 startup fanfare
Goat scream
Lol love it!
Bells tolling, Undertaker style
The Super Mario warp pipe noise.
The Price is Right “you lost” trombone song, at the point of the last decrescendo is where I’d fart to replace it.
Amazing!!
The Price is Right sad tone.
- Ahhhh-oooooo-ga!
- turkey call
- the Star Trek door swish
- windchimes
