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Cake day: June 14th, 2023

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  • I had staff that used to talk over me and each other. Drove me batshit, but they were good employees. One day, i couldn’t get my words out for being interrupted, when i suddenly grabbed my sea otter tape dispenser off my desk and proclaimed “I have the talking otter! Let me finish speaking!”

    They were so thrown off by the absurdity that it worked! I got my thought out, then handed the Talking Otter to the next person who had comments. From then on, if they got unruly, I’d say “do I have to go get the otter?”








  • I was on the beltway one night in a construction zone. They had jersey walls (concrete barriers) instead of cones and barrels to shift traffic. The SUV in front of me had not been weaving or worrying me at all when it drifted into the jersey wall in the left and just ground along it doing about 70. I expected them to jerk the wheel the other way, but they didn’t. After a few seconds, they drifted back to the center of the lane. Just as I was thinking good on them for not panicking, they slammed back into the jersey wall and rode it until it ended. Their car was scraped all to hell. They had to have fallen asleep (passed out drunk). The grinding noise of car on concrete and flying sparks were too obvious to not be noticed by a conscious driver. I backed way off and fortunately was nearing my exit.