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Countertop banana stand owners - what do you do when you only have one banana?

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Countertop banana stand owners - what do you do when you only have one banana?

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I think we’re all missing the most important question here: where do you get someone small enough to work the countertop banana stand?!?
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  You make a trade with someone from the actors guild.
  
  Banana for scale.
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  Loompaland?
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    After they unionized? No way.
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      Oompa loompa doompa de dabor
      
      Only support businesses with unionized labor

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