The video you’re describing sounds like a variant on a capgras delusion, less like a normal thing

That’s more of a “minor crimes don’t deserve execution” thing

Not particularly random, but I think my dice are weighted towards 1 and 20

Binding of Isaac on mobile sounds incredibly frustrating

It’s a traditional American soda that many Europeans hate. I’ve heard that it tastes like herbal toothpaste to them, but in America the only herb in our toothpaste is mint (though cinnamon is increasingly popular despite being a spice). But anyways yeah it’s a soda flavored like certain medicinal roots.

Well you’re obviously sinking your teeth into it so your tooth got bloodied

Ok that’s badass

Nor dogs in America

Ok but may I point you to the reality that internet spread misinformation is a critically bad problem at the moment

“Conservatives believe it’s caused by earth’s natural processes, therefore in order to explain the results we’re seeing please consult vulcanologists and geologists because apparently it’s multiple apocalyptic events not just the one”

A friend of mine was doing work-study in France and thought she was offering to show her coworkers her cat. Thankfully her coworkers informed her that she was being more than just friendly and how to actually offer to show her feline.

Ohio used to, but now we have county tags instead.

The reasoning had been in case you only saw the front of a reckless driver

I’m afraid you’re going to have to cruise irl

Plains sign language described in Serbian phonetically from mandarin characters

Well yeah, Dulcinea is hitting on the Ninth’s cavalier

I know mine because my personality is the stereotype of my sign. It’s just a coincidence, but it’s one that comes up from time to time

I assume it’s in random order for convenience

Yeah Chrysler shit the bed in the 00s and has more or less just been there for a while now

Isn’t stellantis Chrysler? Listen I’m not a betting woman, but I feel like betting against Chrysler has been safe for most of my life, no matter how much I loved the 300M I inherited as a teenager.

Yeah this is a man who committed a minor crime that’s rarely prosecuted who was sentenced because his father is President, he was about to have a real bad time because of who his father is if he wasn’t pardoned. I can’t judge Biden for this. He’d never have pardoned him if someone who would treat him on his own merits was the incoming president