I have a lot of runners up, like Amrito for Amy, or Bradinglesmirch for Briar, but I think the dumbest has to be Scott Von Scott of the Scottsdale Scotts Who Did Scott So Scottily in the Battle of Scotteen Twelve.
So I ask you, what’s the stupidest thing you’ve ever called your furry friends?
Let’s see,
Nutmeg: Nutters Nutters BoButters Nutters BoButters Pants POO Butt
Jessie: Jessers Jessers BoBesseres Jessers BobBessers Pants ( see a patern?) Cuddle Bumpkins Also dumb as a stump but twice as cute as the cutest stumps
Timone: Mister Drool boy Sir Timoneus the Hungry
Gizmo: Gizzy Princess Gizzy Her Royal Highness Gizmodius the Sassy