The lion, king of all the animals, holds a meeting for all the animals and everyone shows up but one. Who’s missing?
The giraffe! They’re still in the refrigerator.
I don’t have an only fans or anything, I just like showing off 💜
The lion, king of all the animals, holds a meeting for all the animals and everyone shows up but one. Who’s missing?
The giraffe! They’re still in the refrigerator.
Two outta three ain’t bad is my other motto
Live hard, die young, and leave a beautiful corpse
Sorry, to clarify, swiping left is like backspace a word, if I swiped after now it’d delete “now”, then “after” if I did it again. If you typed our and it changed to out, you could swipe up and it’d revert back to our.
You can add or remove words from the dictionary by opening the app separately too, but most settings are accessed from the keyboard.
I use Fleksy, probably not as popular because it doesn’t have swype typing but I find the autocorrect works really well, and it’s easy to change the word if you don’t like what it corrected to by swiping up or down to different options, and you can swipe left to delete words. Built in gif support too, and there’s an extension to make the number row always show.
Nope, I expected to be dead no later than four years ago
Super important. I’m an idiot, and if we both are stupid we’ll be in serious trouble.
Don’t even have friends, talk to the voices in your head.
Oh my goodness what a cutie!
A classic, thats fantastic
Adorable 💜
I love this lmao, that’s such a good picture
I’m pretty sure it was intended as a compliment, but a little after I came out as trans I had a coworker tell me about a conversation she had with another coworker where she said about me, “They always dress better than us.”
I had a breakfast sandwich for breakfast, a noodle bowl thing for lunch, and a chickpea, carrot, and dill salad for dinner
Not so fun, but I certainly felt like an adult when I went inpatient for suicidal ideation. A sad, broken, fucked up adult.
Everything opened slowly at work for a day, and a bunch of coworkers got a free paid half day off because they couldn’t login.
We were in the same circle of friends freshman year of high school and it didn’t take long for us to start dating. He moved across the state sophomore year, so we were long distance for a couple years, but he came back for university. We moved in together after graduating, married around four years later, and he’s still putting up with me after twenty 😊
Alone time 😉
I’m doing schilling excelsior tonight, it’s pretty delicious. Plus, there’s a giraffe in a helmet on it, which is adorable. They’re 8.4% though so I gotta be careful with them
Never needing to work again and actually having energy to do things would probably do the trick.