Eating her turds
I did a couple of scenes with a friend. Turns out he wasn’t really into the sex part. Just wanted to torture someone.
It was a few minutes into our second one when I realized I was just in for a few hours of pain again, so I called it.
Renegotiating consent when spaced and horny.
We planned and negotiated for a session, strictly no genital involvement agreed. When shit got intense, hot and heavy, they were very very angry with me not penising them.
Good discussions on informed enthusiastic consent were had.
Penising someone is now my new favorite euphemism for sex.
A euphemism usually is less explicit
Asked me to drug her at a bar and then take her home. I’m fine with CNC, but not out in public where no one else knows that first C is there.
I have no problems with CNC, but I don’t want to see your five axis mill in public
Wow, I didn’t know I was in r/AskReddit
Oh wow a community specifically designed to be an exact copy of a specific subreddit has similar things posted to it? This is blowing my mind.
You can take the redditor out of reddit but you can’t take the reddit out of a redditor
When you see a thread that you don’t want to participate in, move the right thumb upward in a flicking motion
Great. The horny virgins of Reddit have made their way over.
Don’t worry. School should be starting up any day now.
