I remember when iTunes was called SoundJam MP and that was much nicer than iTunes. I still miss its eclipse visualizer.

I’m less concerned with them being effective and more concerned they’ll fuck up and kick off Kessler Syndrome

Hopefully this works out better than the time they made iTunes for Windows

I don’t have any resources but my Volvo has a long, low hood and a heavily padded engine cover

We can’t have pop-up headlights because of pedestrian safety, but you can buy a 5,000 pound vehicle that does 0-60 in three seconds and has a hood level with most people’s heads because that’s totally safe for pedestrians.

I’ve been to three local grocery chains and all of them have frozen turkey breast, but no turkeys.

I mean, it’s nearly June so I understand why, but I have a hankering for turkey and need to go to an actual butcher shop.

Turkeys

You know what, being a dev myself that’s something I’ll try as a hobby project. We’ll see how it work out.

That’s what heroes do

Just write a bash script to loop over them.

Managers realized that the nerds’ autism could be exploited for profit

I could see it being useful if it was an accessory to your phone. Not having to dig my phone out of my pocket to take a picture of something to look it up, or having a push-to-talk badge or pendant would make it more convenient, especially for folks like me who don’t wear watches. And with Bluetooth it would have decent battery life.

But the damn thing can’t even set a timer.

Yeah, you tend to learn from those sort of mistakes

Apple has a ton of engineering experience with hinges from their laptop days, and even the old lampshade-style iMac.

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Once I’ve delivered them as torrents to the people of earth, I’m going out to find a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster

The first thing I do when I have an FTL ship is flying out about a hundred light years and grabbing these important pieces of culture

I was a teenager who wanted to be a 1337 haxxor so I found out what warez were, and then wanted to play a bunch of games for free.

brb firing up SCURK

Did the union buster bluster buffalo the buffalo Buffalo buffalo?

It’s a way to cut headcount without doing layoffs. It’s usually followed one or two quarters later by an actual layoff.