• xpinchx@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    You take a shit after you shower instead of before? You filthy animal.

    Shit shower shave

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      1 year ago

      With a bit of extra thought, you’d have been able to do all three at the same time here. A real missed opportunity.

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        1 year ago

        Honestly I just choose not to shave, I use a beard trimmer to get down to stubble maybe once a week.

        I look like a baby when I shave lol, any time I’m clean shaven my fiance tells me I look better with facial hair.

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        1 year ago

        You might want to get that checked out if you haven’t already… Or at least rethink your diet.

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          I’ve gotten myself checked multiple times and it’s always the same result. IBS is such a bitch.