Why invest in reservoirs and sewage systems, when you can just tell people not to use hosepipes, pump shit into the rivers and raise prices so you can pass it all on to shareholders?
Set stringent standards, enforce them with zero tolerance, failures will be renationalised without compensation.
Don’t worry. The papers are already on it, in their bid to put Farage in power.
The Brexit faithful will never stop believing and inventing new reasons it failed. Wrong type of Brexit. What Brexit did they want? Vera Lynn singing on the cliffs of Dover. Dying old men smoking in pubs. No muzzies. A flashback to a childhood without all the grotty bits they’d forgotten.
Man, remember when people used to break into offices to steal the RAM?
My work experience in around 1995 was spent at a local computer firm.
At one point a group of men in balaclavas showed up, the boss stopped playing Doom long enough to cover the security camera and hand over a bunch of crumpled banknotes, and I was handed this pile of SIMMs to put in a test rig to make sure they were OK to sell.
I also had to straighten the pins on used/stolen 486 CPUs, and pretty sure at one point was taken to break into a warehouse. There was certainly nobody else in the whole building, and we loaded the van with a bunch of cheap looking boxes before taking them back to HQ.
The boss was also banging a girl in my class, which in later years I learned makes him a paedo. Times sure were simpler in 1995.
aided in efforts to locate and rescue Israeli hostages
Not the best advert for MS’s AI products, is it?
You’d think so, but a never ending stream of people continue to sit there glued to their phones through content and adverts alike.
We’re probably already at the Demolition Man point of having a station just for adverts.
I see the contest to find the world’s biggest cunt continues unabated.
What will they think of next week?
Jellyfin does all that and more.
We’re no longer in the days of competing with a USB stick and hoping the TV will play whatever format it’s in, or using VLC and a laptop.
They don’t even show you ratings for the stuff, because they want you to waste your time watching the junk tier shit they can still afford.
Can it be triggered from a browser?
Because if not, it’s another non-issue issue for most people.
I think after the last round of exploits, most of the browser makers made timers deliberately inaccurate enough to prevent it being used.
Writing regex is easy.
Reading it again after a couple of weeks…
It’s like people only do these things because they can get paid. And that’s just really sad.
ffmpeg command lines are straight up black magic.
Anyone who understands them is not to be trusted.
It’s even worse than tar.
I’m assuming that Nextcloud handles all it’s moneymaking outside of the app (indeed it appears to be free if you host the server yourself).
If Google were making 30% on a ton of in-app purchases, they’d let it harvest your fucking organs.
Good. Do me a favour and block the audio as well.
Look, we need to protect the sanctity of women’s sports, while paying them about 1% of whatever ludicrous amount men get, so they can play at empty stadiums.
Hey girl, are you a bergenia pacifica?
Because you’re a fucking Russian plant.
Glen Powell.
It’s like he was designed by a committee to make the most generic movie star white man imaginable.
He makes me want to buy a rape alarm, and I’m a man.
I genuinely wouldn’t be surprised at all if he was revealed to not actually exist, and is in fact 100% CGI.
Gal is a terrible actress.
Like, a whole island full of warrior women had to put on an Israeli accent because she can’t do anything else.
Depends if you’re centering the div or the things in the div. Which has probably been the main issue since CSS was invented.
Option 1: Admit your UI choices (made mostly to accommodate an all tablet PC future that never arrived) are terrible and redesign the Windows settings screens to display all new and old settings that still work, with search functions.
Option 2: Spend tens of billions training an AI to find those settings and change them.
Well done, Microsoft. I knew you’d make the right choice.
I thought the only upside of Brexit would be at least we wouldn’t have to hear from Nigel any more, and his millionaire man-of-the-people ways.
How wrong I was.