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SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 12 days ago

There was also the Spanish cat uno dos, but he disappeared without a tres

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There was also the Spanish cat uno dos, but he disappeared without a tres

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SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 12 days ago
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    The numbers four and five (quatre, cinq) are pronounced like ‘cat’ and ‘sank’ in informal spoken French.

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      Ah, ok. So I’m not an idiot. I just don’t speak french! Whew!

      GUYS!!! IT’S OK!!! I’M NOT AN IDIOT AFTERALL!!!

      walks away

      steps on a rake

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        Username checks out

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          My new username is Usernamerakeface

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            Just in case you ever want it, here’s the French spelling:

            “Un deux trois quatre cinq” (12345)

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            😄 That’s awesome, I’d like to say lol, but it’s really just funny enough to get a big grin

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