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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 months ago

I love melons so much

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I love melons so much

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 months ago
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  • rockerface 🇺🇦@lemm.ee
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    5 months ago

    Cantaloupe (can’t elope)

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      Thanks for that! Definitely went over my head and now I feel dumb lmfao.

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      Oh dear that’s terrible

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        I used to hate this joke, but now I’m kind of meloned out

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          5 months ago

          That was much much better

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      Nice! I thought it was “cut it out” but this is it.

    • t҉̠̙ǵ̣̞̄ͪ͜x̸̱͚̳ͫ͐̑̈ͯͣ̚n̒͌҉͉̦̜̝ͅ@lemmy.tgxn.net
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      5 months ago

      ahh, we call them rockmelon here in Australia.

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