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minus-squaremuse@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up184arrow-down3·1 year agoThis would unironically work on me
minus-squarecandyman337@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up115arrow-down1·1 year agoI mean they’ve got a gun so I’d imagine so
minus-squareNatakuNox@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up15arrow-down1·1 year agoWe call those “marital aids”
minus-squareAnticorp@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up20·1 year agoWhat are you gonna do? Shoot me?
minus-squareBlanketsWithSmallpox@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·1 year agoBreaking: Man shot in house after repeatedly killing wife in game while naked.
minus-squarenorthendtrooper@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up52arrow-down2·1 year agoAt this point it would take this for me to learn javascript.
minus-squareTyoda@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up46arrow-down1·1 year agoLuckily, nobody is this passionate about liking javascript.
minus-squareHolzkohlen@feddit.delinkfedilinkarrow-up9arrow-down4·edit-21 year agoTbf, I also really don’t want to learn Rust. Overhyped dreck
minus-squareKlear@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up12arrow-down1·1 year agoTbf, I also really don’t want to learn Rust. Overhyped dreck - [email protected]
minus-squarefrezik@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up26arrow-down2·1 year agoThe Rust compiler tends to turn my impostor syndrome to 11. I assume she has some kind of humiliation kink and I do not consent.
minus-squareAnticorp@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·1 year agoYou didn’t say the safe word! The lessons continue.
minus-squareaname@lemmy.onelinkfedilinkarrow-up15·1 year ago“But you didn’t tell me the safe word” “That’s not the safe word either”
minus-squareAeonFelis@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·1 year agoThis is Rust. You don’t need a safe word - safe is the default. You need an unsafe word instead.
This would unironically work on me
I mean they’ve got a gun so I’d imagine so
Bonus points
We call those “marital aids”
What are you gonna do? Shoot me?
Breaking: Man shot in house after repeatedly killing wife in game while naked.
At this point it would take this for me to learn javascript.
Luckily, nobody is this passionate about liking javascript.
SHUDDERS
Tbf, I also really don’t want to learn Rust. Overhyped dreck
[citation needed]
Tbf, I also really don’t want to learn Rust. Overhyped dreck
- [email protected]
How dare you
GW BASIC or GTFO
Your loss!
The Rust compiler tends to turn my impostor syndrome to 11. I assume she has some kind of humiliation kink and I do not consent.
You didn’t say the safe word! The lessons continue.
“But you didn’t tell me the safe word”
“That’s not the safe word either”
This is Rust. You don’t need a safe word - safe is the default. You need an
unsafeword instead.