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uservoid1@lemmy.world to Terrible Estate Agent Photos@feddit.ukEnglish · 1 year ago

Built in 2023, looks like DIY

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Built in 2023, looks like DIY

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uservoid1@lemmy.world to Terrible Estate Agent Photos@feddit.ukEnglish · 1 year ago
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Lot of space, good price, nothing more. Says it was built in 2023, might not be finished. Would be better if it was just an empty lot.

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/3240-Windjammer-Dr-May-TX-76857/87184894_zpid/

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  • cerement@slrpnk.net
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    that’s a storage building / warehouse conversion …

    • lettruthout@lemmy.world
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      The street view seems to confirm

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        (heh, the “house” across the street is a metal roof over a trailer …)

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        And a pool! What a steal

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        I’ve absolutely built homes that look like that in the Sims!

        But seriously what is up with that town? Just jumping around on Google Street View you’re hard pressed to find a single permanent house that was actually originally a house, and almost everything is either a long term RV plot or an old manufactured home

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        A place like that needs a HOA???

  • thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org
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    Has HOA: Yes
    HOA fee: $500 annually
    

    LOL

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    This where Dad lives after the divorce.

    This property coming to AirBnB just in time for your suicide note.

    Because wall cabinets and cabinet doors are abelist.

    Tiny homes are so lockdown, so I bought this smol home. Follow for my smol home journey. #efficient #anticonsumerism #minimalism #SSRI

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    It’s a “convert a shed to a house and only reuse what you’ve got laying around from past renovations”-challenge.

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    Curtains instead of cabinet doors under the counter.

    That’s a new one for me. I guess cabinet doors are expensive.

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      It’s usually used in a small shack where a door could not fully open.

      This is just dumb in a house.

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        Maybe they took the original trailer cabinets and use them after the “renovation”

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          Would make sense for a quick flip on this shitty place.

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    Nearly $100k for that? I could just rent a storage unit.

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      I’d rather own a piece of shit than rent it from some asshole

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    What the fuck is going on here

  • AFK BRB Chocolate@lemmy.world
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    Almost looks like it’s made from a mobile home that they DIY redid.

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    Flooring as wall tile? Of the many offenses, this is the biggest for me.

    But the street name is hilarious- it sounds so 80’s suburban subdivision.

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      Was gonna say “I think that’s the same flooring I have” lol

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      And it may have actually worked if they ran it horizontally instead of vertically like the wood panelling of yore

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    I love how the flooring looks to be ply wood but they’ve used flooring for the walls in the kitchen

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    350 sq ft? Thats redic.

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    Built DIY in 2023 ya

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    I actually love it. I wonder if they were going for the aesthetic?

    I should say, though the toilet is poorly placed.

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      Yeah I could live somewhere like that easy, but the price is absurd.

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    I’ve never seen a toilet like that, anyone know what’s up there?

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      I think you may be seeing the floor of the shower behind the toilet as part of it?

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        Yep didn’t have my glasses on, now that yall mention it I see that its just a regular toilet. They got merged with my blurry eyes. I thought it was some weird bidet/toilet situation.

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          My eyes are fine and I still made that same mistake. Looked like a really odd double toilet.

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            Urinal sidecar for your bro

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          Same here 😀

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      Looks pretty standard?

  • ᴇᴍᴘᴇʀᴏʀ 帝@feddit.uk
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    Never mind the innards, look at our porch!

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