One of my more terrible ones is,

“Well, the man sure can limbo, right under the bar that [political opponent] set.”

  • j4k3@lemmy.world
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    9 months ago

    Boys on e-bikes that are too stupid to understand how they put a disabled person like me in danger while I’m doing physical therapy on a bike trail:

    • lithium legs
    • iddy biddy lady legs
    • sexy little lady legs
    • heavy Huggies dumped a load on his power wheels

    After all the cars that have hit me (7) and bullshit I’ve seen in 15 years and at least 170k miles on a bike, no one riding foolishly will last for very long.