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Philo@discuss.online to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago

What’s Forrest Gump’s password? 1forrest1

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What’s Forrest Gump’s password? 1forrest1

Philo@discuss.online to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago
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  • Apepollo11@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    I’m English (northern), and “one” rhymes with “on”, not “un”.

    Honestly, I’ve never noticed any British accents that pronounce it differently than that, but I guess it’s not Impossible.

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      I watch a LOT of British TV, have for decades, including Parliament.

      You’re smoking crack.

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        Look, here’s an example - first verse “Earth has one moon”

        https://youtu.be/IC3fRNFIgkQ?feature=shared

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