My wife isn’t my property

n’t

Or the family of the person who died at Disney and can’t sue because they did a free trial of Disney+

I can’t believe they don’t teach that I’m school anymore smh my head.

I think worse is the alarm clock, where snooze and stop are the same size and shape, and hard to tell apart when you are half asleep

My state has dot org for some agencies, dot gov for some, and dot state dot (state) dot us.

Of course it’s going to snow this weekend, it’s the state basketball tournament.

The fact that you have worn them on the wrong foot and not noticed is the real mildly infuriating part.

Does that mean when a plane crashes, it wasn’t flying?

FLIGHT SAFETY INVESTIGATORS HATE THIS ONE TRICK

Without knowing what’s normal for the location, this is meaningless.

Contact you’re representatives and ask them why this is the only place in the world that has this issue.

Because the tax prep software companies bribe lobby Congress to keep things the way they are.

Ask the duck what it prefers

Better to actually call it “duck tape,” as it was for the first 65 years of its existence.

Just like you shouldn’t use duct tape on ducts, you shouldn’t use duck tape on ducks.

Just like the constitution, republicans only pay attention to the parts of the bible that they agree with.

Lil Kim went to school there.

DDG has tracker protection that works like a VPN to protect your phone from trackers, it runs in the background no matter what app you are using.

On android, to block trackers.

My lemmy client doesn’t even show pfps ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯