If you are serious about your second point you deserve your first. The last one is just hilarious.

What would be the problem with bottle caps being attached to the bottle?

But it acts as a Login for the page instead of registering a new account? How would Google do that without the page owners permission?!

All we need are swap stations and cars that can be battery swapped.

It’s not about switching, it’s about hosting our services on different platforms at the same time.

It’s perfectly fine for some private page etc. but when you make business software for customers that require 99,9% uptime with severe contractual penalties it’s probably too wonky.

We got our own platform based on kubernetes and cncf stuff and we don’t have to care anymore about the metal underneath. AWS? OTC? Azure? Thats just a target parameter, platform does the rest. It’s great.

When you handle all your errs the same way, I’d say you’re doing something wrong. You can build some pretty strong err trace wrapping errs. I also think it’s more readable than the average try catch block.