• What the pfargtl?
• Biscuits!
• Martha Faulker!
• Bob Saget!

I also take the oven approach to bacon, but I save the grease in a jar and use it for frying eggs and potatoes later.

To build on the original comment, my common breakfast option is also potatoes, eggs and bacon but I usually throw them in a tortilla with cheese and salsa. Perhaps more often I make the same thing, but with peppers and onions instead of bacon. In my mind it’s a little healthier, but admittedly not much.

Yep. I also keep an infrared thermometer in my kitchen. Sometimes it’s really nice to know the surface temp of a pan too.

This was my go-to for a while. I still keep this one on hand, but I recently have been defaulting to Hoff Sauce more recently. If you see it for sale, I recommend you give it a try.

I was in the hospital last month and the screen lock on the computer cart that they use to access your records and record information was showing advertisements.

It wasn’t even medical related. It was for a fast food chain.

I think I was the bullet my relationships dodged. I didn’t realize how broken my childhood was and how shitty I treated my girlfriends. I don’t know what changed. Maybe it was just putting some distance between me and my family, but something let me develop a little perspective. I wish I could go back and apologize to so many exes.

That’s not surprising to me at all. He seems like he would be.

I don’t remember where I was made aware of it, but it was probably this. I used to listen to NSTAAF regularly. This fact probably just got buried in the back of my head until it had the opportunity to come out now.

Yep, the same sound as when you yawn. I can make it happen without yawning. Honestly, I can only make it for 5-10 seconds before I get “tired”.

Regarding clicks …I’ve no idea what that one is.

Related: I’ve imagined a story where the obedient grunts in the military realize they just the nameless henchmen in an evil organization.

This was a really recent realization for me. I am one of the people who can voluntarily activate the tensor tympani muscles in my ears to create a low level rumbling sound. I recently tried explaining this to someone else and they still think I am making it up.

This sounds like owning a 3d printer.

Dihydrogen monoxide.

Literally kills thousands of people a year.

Just the peel? That is going to make every other part of acquiring and eating a banana really weird.

I am certainly not one of the younger folks and had never seen that before. That is awesome, thank you for sharing.

I believe in you.

It’s possible to have faith in something that isn’t a god.

I was raised Christian and capitalist. I’ve since lost faith in both.

Not exactly what you asked, but your question reminded me of this post I came across a while ago:

https://lemmy.world/post/14363267

“Sorry, I already have plans after after work.”

There is no need to mention that your plan is to go home and relax.