voight [he/him, any]

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Cake day: December 11th, 2023

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  • I like how humanity becomes a literal hivemind of Polynesians it rules but also making the enemies a totally mindless drone hivemind is pretty yikesy tbqhbbq

    It’s interesting in that historical sense idk if I agree about whether it really expresses something we need to get abt the vets suffering after the war or something though haha, and that when he comes back from the time skip everyone is a hivemind of Polynesians.




  • I’ve gone through periods where I had to discover what nasty habits I develop when losing my shit so I empathize, not judging:

    1.) Please don’t chew your toesnails off lol that’s very bad for your health. Think touching your face times one-thousand.

    2.) That’s just a substitution for a bidet, that’s a good habit. This is something you should do more.

    3.) Uhhh forgivable honestly, why not give it a rinse afterward? but idk what you mean by “scum” so I’m a tad frightened m8

    4.) Probably could give you mild chance gum cancer just to come up with a reason to be judgmental. Don’t smooch anyone that way please.

    5.) You should do this it isn’t hard. You don’t want your place to burn down.















  • voight [he/him, any]@hexbear.nettoUK Memes@feddit.ukdolphins
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    10 months ago

    Wow it wasn’t funny to me at first but after you explained it I’m actually rolling, that’s a good move for you. Write that down in your “how to be funny to people in conversations you’ve inserted yourself into for no reason” notes.

    Half the link was broken and when I posted it I figured it was like blocking the instance but letting us see and comment. Anyways my point is I don’t care. Get a life? 🤷‍♂️