Anything that can freeze will work. But go for more of a cube or sphere shape so it stays frozen for longer, it pranks them harder in the end

No at all, this is just a tee her little prank

I heard of this funny trick where you put a bag of ice over the pilot light of his boiler. The boiler will put out gas until the ice melts and the pilot light comes back on.

And let’s justr say, that’s when the prank really ‘pops’ off

I think the general rule is anything google acquired was good and anything they built themselves was bad and ended up getting killed.

There are exceptions but some of the only decent parts of google; maps, YouTube, AdWords were all acquisitions. I think they even just got HTC to build the pixel exclusively for them

Too late. The promotions tab in the app is infested with ads. I use fairmail on my phone and do important stuff on my computer where I have adguard

I don’t care. Intel promised 5nm 10ghz single core processors by this point and I still want it out of principle

I’ll set that up as I got used to swiping and typing normally is slowing me down on heliboard at the moment

What wonderful timing given my recent post

Looks like I have some keyboards to try out. I’ll try sample all of these but I’ll probably fall on one I like and not think about moving on from there

Does it work like Nokia’s old keyboard where you could press a key once and it would approximate the word you’re typing from the letters contained within each key?

You need the cuck chair so you have somewhere to sit when your landlord comes over

I had a project that dragged out a bit and because I was so focused on getting it done my work slipped in other areas.

I have a ‘position description’ meeting with HR on Monday about ‘a new direction the business is going in’ so I’m probably going to get the axe

Salesforce Marketing Cloud.

It was bad at my old job but I thought I figured out a good workflow. Then I switched to my current role thinking they would use it better, it’s just introduced new problems for me.

There’s all the regular jank of Marketing Cloud that comes from a bunch of poorly integrated acquisitions. But the worst part for me is trying to pass data from Marketing Cloud to Salesforce.

Data just doesn’t go through if it doesn’t match perfectly. And neither program tells you because it’s between systems.

You can fulfil all of Marketing Cloud’s requirements, but nothing will happen if things don’t match up on the Salesforce end.

Testing a recent campaign was so stressful I’ve updated my resume and jumped back on the job sites

I’ll advocate for the steelcase leap as well. Got that as my office chair a bit over a year ago and has been great

I meant Forspoken and Redfall were examples of bad games we got last year. The spectrum of fully mid to fully awful.

Forspoken came out at the start of last year and we also got Redfall. 2023 was a stacked year for games.

Maybe the more bad games that come out mean we’re also getting good ones to balance things.