CT has a Thames river. I’m not sure any other states do.

I’m from Connecticut, so yes.

You fall into the Thames.

You forget everyone’s names.

Zombies start eating brains.

Do I need eight arms to use it

If there are, they won’t be for very long.

3 wood…

Golf announcers have been calling ‘fairway woods’ ‘fairway metals’ for a while. But since most of them are largely made of carbon fiber these days, even that is misleading.

Isn’t wood a sort of carbon fiber composite? Can we go back to calling them woods again?

Well, it certainly isn’t made of sidewalk.

you have to adopt

I’m not ready for kids.

61, male, number 3 clipper cut, cuz I don’t have much hair left. Love it.

Food tastes good

Sunsets are awesome

Some people are worth being around

You might mess up the attempt and end up worse off than you are now

Religion might be right and you end up in the bad place

12 divides evenly by more integers than 10. Metric would be better in base 12.

“I do not mean to pry, but you don’t by any chance happen to have six fingers on your right hand?”

I’m not an Olds. I’m a Chrysler.

I leave my gag at home when I run.

Or perhaps very enlightened.

Vespucciland

Setec Astronomy

Cat toys.

Huge Ackman

I was making a silly joke on Reddit…