you have to adopt

I’m not ready for kids.

61, male, number 3 clipper cut, cuz I don’t have much hair left. Love it.

Food tastes good

Sunsets are awesome

Some people are worth being around

You might mess up the attempt and end up worse off than you are now

Religion might be right and you end up in the bad place

12 divides evenly by more integers than 10. Metric would be better in base 12.

“I do not mean to pry, but you don’t by any chance happen to have six fingers on your right hand?”

I’m not an Olds. I’m a Chrysler.

I leave my gag at home when I run.

Or perhaps very enlightened.

Vespucciland

Setec Astronomy

Cat toys.

Huge Ackman

I was making a silly joke on Reddit…

Nabisco Ideal bars

Our chief weapon is surprise.

Devin?

Is this a Doctor Who reference?

People are strange.

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