There were something like 11 births in my senior class

Not me. Who’s in a better position to understand those challenges?

Look at this guy, believing there’s actually 2 sides

I have 3 mail servers at home

Mine did too, all it took was a ticket to their helpdesk to get it unblocked

As long as you don’t want to run a mail server. DHCP ranges are cancer to ip reputation.

No, it’s a straight up rip off. Parodies add something new, give you insight into the original. This is the same joke with the names changed.

Perhaps you should get checked for adhd

Yeah you’re right. Young children are renowned for their vast attention spans, or at least they used to be before cell phones were invented. Nobody ever passed notes, made paper airplanes, graffitied on their desks, or drew pictures in class prior to 2006.

Literally anything can distract kids and make them throw a tantrum when you take it away. Have you ever met a child?

School exists to teach you how to function in society. In our society, like it or not, everyone has a cell phone. Let’s focus on teaching them to integrate this tool into their lives in a productive way.

why do they need wheels?

Carts, busses. There’s wheels in lots of stuff.

Why are you leaving out guns?

Well, you see, unlike the wheel/paper/mini computers with built in calculators calendars document editors email and research tools, guns serve no legitimate purpose in a school.

Yeah who needs the wheel either? We survived 450,000 years without it. And don’t get me started on paper. Paper can be used to make paper airplanes or spitballs. What a distraction! Kids should chisel their assignments onto stone slates like our ancestors did.

Alternating case text is more offensive than any profanity

Does it still say “hello moto” when you turn it on?

That I agree with. I thought you were implying they wanted to push people towards a more right leaning show. I don’t think they care so long as you keep subscribing.

If it was all about agenda wouldn’t they just fire John Oliver?

Anecdotally, working as a sysadmin if there’s one minority group that comes up more than any other it’s “Indian immigrant”. That being said, half of the 4 trans people I know irl are programmers. The others are an organic chemist and an alcoholic who lives off of her father’s disability check. Ymmv.

Typo/intentional misspelling aside, it’s clear from context what you meant. Here’s a fun idea, let’s not call anyone retarded. It’s a slur against a marginalized group who have nothing to do with any of this. There are plenty of other adjectives to choose from.

He has his own instance? Lol