I believe it’s “dumb fucks” if history is anything to go by.

Savers is the same as Value Village and it’s a for-profit company that exists in three different countries. They’re not much better than Goodwill, if at all.

Congrats! When’s the wedding?

RESIST ALIEN SOCK THEFT! Use a mesh bag to keep all your socks together in the washer. Human sock retention is everyone’s responsibility!

I used to enjoy how they always use dumb photos of Leon in these articles. Now I just hate seeing his face.

How about instead of that, we give the entirety of Lana’i to Native Hawaiians via Hawaiian Home Lands and boot Larry Ellison out into the ocean on a raft or something.

https://youtu.be/8lgLYGBbDNs

I propose this be at least a monthly holiday.

ADHD contains twelve “r’s”

A whole dollar?? You’ll bankrupt spez at that rate!! How ever will he catch up to Jeff and the Muskrat if he’s out here giving these “users” the money he wants to keep?

Ah, of course! It has been far too long since I’ve watched My Cousin Vinny and I shall take this as a sign that it’s time.

Are all of your clients cats or just that one?

intentionally

PSA: All that crap after the ? is tracking bs and unnecessary so really your link only needs to be this long:

https://www.ebay.com/itm/150478626420

Get your filthy fucking paws off my thimble!

Sloth? You’re gonna live with me now. I’m gonna take care of ya, cause I love ya, you piece of shit!

Did anyone else notice that every single one of those business cards had “acquisitions” spelled incorrectly?

Agreed, and I would think XP was the stubbornly popular version. People were on there for years after end of support.

A large amount of people still clinging to Win 10 because the only other (Windows) option is upgrading to 11 doesn’t mean it’s “popular” so much as it means people want 11 even less than they wanted 10.

But apparently you DO need an Apple ID to access an Apple Notes file that was shared to your Android by your crazy ex who doesn’t know that without an iPhone you won’t be able to read their undoubtedly unhinged, rambling guilt trip. Thanks Apple!

If X becomes XXX does he gain more power? The more times his favorite letter appears, the stronger his dipshittery becomes!