swab148

Does not work on Boost

“Aggie”

They’re so dirty!

I made this argument on PCM back in the reddit days and got downvoted to oblivion.

Harvest his private organs? No one wants those.

I don’t know what any of this is!

Or just dudes who are lazy but also don’t wanna sleep in their pants! You don’t necessarily have to be a stripper to enjoy the many benefits of magnetic pants, is all I’m saying.

“I’ve been terminally online for 30 years, I don’t have kids…”

Don’t tell me you never thought about it

🥺👉👈

If only

So no, then

These mods have gotten ridiculous!

Sounds like an episode of Top Gear

The End of the World

I saw an article last week about a one-liner they were adding to the Linux kernel that would reduce the startup time by .03 seconds, and let me tell you, I was relieved.

Sounds like a plan!

They were all killed by spooky ghosts

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