Technically, all of them are made up.
Technically, all of them are made up.
Math quiz: Find the 2 words in the list that are made up.
half a liter of espresso, 3 cigarettes and 70mg of amphetamines.
I wish I was joking.
Holy shit, mine does that too. It’s how we got her, we went to the shelter to pick one and when we entered the cage with all the cats in it, she jumped on my shoulders.
Oh, it definitely is.
I tried to keep her off my stuff in the beginning. But she’s more stubborn than I am, and keeps trying again, for hours and days if necessary. At some point I just gave up.
Now, when she wants to sit down on the keyboard, I quickly lock it and accept that it’s time for a break and some scritches.
My cat managed to crash a fresh install of Debian Stable to an unrecoverable state, just by walking across the keyboard.
I had to reinstall, but of course she still got treats for doing such a good job as software tester.
Is that a question!
small slice: The stuff you can observe with equipment affordable to schools and colleges
big pie: The stuff you can observe with orbital telescopes, particle accelerators, 2-mile-long drills, deep sea submarines, or not at all
They’re still on Xitter, though.
And German. And French. And Polish. And Danish. And Spanish. And I thought it was pretty universal? Guess it’s European.
Anyway, fuck ketchup.
I want to be in that room now.
I have free-roaming cats, so that’s a sound I wake up to regularly.
In the Battles of Xing and Lin-Kedin
Isn’t this joke missing the first half?
At my job I run what my employer wants me to run. I get paid for it, they get to decide the OS.
But at home I’ve been running Linux since 2006.
Nooo, one day I’ll have the time to build my writing utensil repair business.
And then I’ll need the domain penisbroken.com
the engineering term is a different word with different pronunciation. It’s not even a noun.
Why do I keep reading it as “and I forgot I wasn’t human”?
lunatic girl threatening me