I admit it, that joke was low-hanging fruit.

LIDAR diodes > pineapple

Looks like coal’s back on the menu, boys! (Ugh.)

… or, we get lots and lots of 2D, sidescrolling, pixel-art games with anime tiddy cover art.

The fact it’s not called “antomolgoy” is a tragically wasted opportunity.

He says what we’re all thinking!

endless maze of irrelevant facts

oh on I’ve been turned into an AI :(

It’s funny because at the reception, she gave the toast.

Making premarital sex illegal: He’s fine with that.

State-mandated couples: too far…?

“Seeking: Someone meticulous who can really test me, and doesn’t mind when I go multi-user.”

Meanwhile, in tech giants’ boardrooms across the country:

Nice. Did he send you a billet?

I know who’s to blame, but I’ll never schnitzel.

I think the Borg would take one look at me and declare me a total loss.

Billionaire paranoia is leaking into their AI servants.

Hell yeah.

x86 emulator can boot Linux

… eventually!

For the last time, I didn’t leave a kill switch – I just refused to document anything!

Whatever effort it took, whatever the cost: it’s worth bringing Twitter down just to take away Elon’s ability to tweet, even if it’s only temporary. I’m sure the tantrums must be epic.