I thought it was going to be the cross because Jesus saves

My dog’s hair is going grey. I blame vaccines

54% of us read at a 6th grade level. You do not hate your neighbors to the south nearly enough

That’s generally how it works if your dog or cat (or squirrel) bites someone. Unless you can provide proof of a current vaccination, the animal has to get tested for rabies. This involves getting a sample of brain tissue. For pet owners that seems excessive, but for someone who has seen a rabies infection first-hand, there is no animal valuable enough to skip that test

There’s actually been around 20 known rabies survivors. It’s a lot more survivable than you think! Of course 20×1 is still only 20, so I’ll still avoid petting any raccoons

I’m not sure which tour this was, but they’ve only played two live shows in Baton Rouge, so the relevant state is either Kentucky or Louisiana. In Kentucky, there’s no statute of limitations on statutory rape, and in Louisiana the statute of limitations runs out 30 years after the victim’s 18th birthday, which would have been in like 2018

No, of course not. But I don’t think you were trying to discuss the idea of atheistic religions when you responded to “28 million people are without water and will likely die” with ‘your god is fake lol’

Atheists are nearly the same as theists to me, their ignorance has just turned 180°

No, stupid. Atheist means lack of belief in any gods, not necessarily a belief in a lack of any gods. If you don’t believe in any gods, you’re an atheist too. You may be agnostic as well, but agnostic atheism is a subset of atheism.

You’re dying of thirst? Erm, have you tried being an atheist about it?

I hate atheists so much man we’re worse than weeaboos

Literally a screenshot from their website

No, primarily because nobody knows their neigbors anymore

“This is the problem with you Amerikkkan imperialists, you only care about your own people and don’t give a shit about anyone outside your country”

~(a paraphrase of) an actual reply I got one time when I shared this sentiment

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Me when I turn on my VPN and still sign in via google

Bear Ghost - 12 Years Howled, may be a but metal-y though

🎶You look so good in the glow of the full moonlight

🎶Oh baby you bring out the beast in me (oh shit!)

Martin is a fuckin cheater

Me and the boys rolling into the function with our state-of-the-art Nokia 3310s

You don’t seem to understand the basic concept of the site

They never said otherwise. They’re just talking about a relatively recent cultural shift towards blocking people for no real reason

I literally can’t imagine a box that makes things cold being made cooler by having a screen on it