smashboy

Yes

Black and white butts!

There is for sure going to come a time when they step in shit barefoot.

First time in love, OP?

Oh!! Haha I didn’t realize that until I read it again 😅 That’s a confusing sentence if you read it the other way. I wonder if there’s a name for sentences that change meaning as you read/hear the later part of the sentence.

This is me, watching my model train and watching the loss go down at every epoch.

You didn’t click it, did you?

Animal behavior. I never get bored learning about biology and specifically, all the interesting behaviors that animals have learned to reach their goals. Like elaborate mating dances, or long distance communication of whales.

I like this answer best because it is the most creative.

That Putin painting is so hilariously bad lol

Has it ever happened that you accidentally took some pests (like bed bugs or cockroaches) home in your clothes or bag and infected your own home with it?

The time between these Saddam Hussein memes is always just long enough that they surprise me again and are still funny.

Being fucking funny is also a skill.

Interesting, I also have migraines and they also make me hypersensitive to smells (apart from the typical sensitivity to light and sound).

Die of beaties

Nah, they’re English speaking but they just have a cold.

Dishonor

Wait, they’re not? Then what are they?

The box that holds the internet!

Hm, when I google this, I get Edgar Allen Poe’s the Raven.