Sony: still trying to make the Betamax monetization plan work…

Turns out the ‘shining beacon on a hill’ and the ‘thousand points of light’ they used to talk about were all crosses burning.

Brb going to sell life size lego faces to lg owners…

James Bond Villian Transformation: 95% complete.

The old oil money declared war on the neuvo riche tech bros.

Its an attrition war.

The majority are peeons (sic) in this new feudal trickle down economic game.

… Ford begins furiously colaborating with Lada.

Bath Salts GPT

The Internet was never supposed to have a central authority beyond the DNS tables.

I don’t let that stop me.

Elong Pork

If i summon baguettes out of fat air do they come buttered?

Non alcoholic vegan Jesus lools down upon you.

Elroy’s House of Croutons

Breadbane the Yeastman always rises!

Ergot farming.

Hamburgling used to be a decent profession. Now with such cheap burgers all those skilled workers are left out.

This look feels like the opening sequences of Dazed & Confused.

Is Elongpork on the board of directors or something?

Xhamster slides in undetected…

The DoD will pay its fines 500#s at a time.