It looks like db is fried, I’d assume all the permission errors prevent it from running normally. Is there a healthcheck configured?

Tell her the truth (as I understand it you don’t think she’s fat), but also ask why she’s asking in the first place. Offer some support if she wants to lose some weight.

I think open and honest discussion is the best approach here because now you’re jus guessing what the real issue is.

The duck did I just read, some AI is attempting SEO or something?

What an absolute garbage statement devoid of any proof nor tbh technical possibility to implement.

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