Haven’t you heard? web3 is going great so far!

That.

I have a good reply but I posted it under this comment.

I have a UDP joke but I don’t know if you’ll get it.

In standup it’s okay to go off on a tangent.

Open up your face and let it stick in your teeth.

It’s only not normal because the equipment doesn’t require a deep clean very often. And major back injuries are also not normal but who’s connecting all those dots at three in the morning?

The highest comment-to-code ratio I ever wrote was a CMD script that had to combine three different escaping conventions.

It was a good day when I got to throw that one away.

Good bot.

Just did this last week. Had a case for special handling db column “A” and wrote combined logic for “A” and “B” and spent an embarrassing amount of time wondering why “B” was still coming out wrong.