Remember, if you use xshitter in any way, even to follow your favorite progressive celebrities and complain about the platform and write mean tweets about Elon, you are validating the platform. You are putting money in his pocket so that he can continue to donate $45 million per month to conservative superPACs.

Mushroom mushroom

Your fingers would remember their old strength better, if they grasped your AWP.

Where would horses go?

He fortunately avoided the train, but unfortunately still owns a Tesla.

No it’s a call of duty.

I don’t get it. The guy on the right is just wearing a blank shirt?

Goldbug

Genetics, steroids, makeup, lighting, and getting paid to work out. Don’t beat yourself up, bro.

“You might enjoy F1 racing, but I value fuel-efficient commuters more.”

We can like both things.

Is “dozens” a large amount?

Never-nudes: no

Safety flaws in aircraft production: yes

Coulda bought 8 of these instead, just sayin’

He’s got a magnetic attitude.

Fuckin corpos, man

Enjoy this FREE* meme

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(takes a sip out of 1999 The Phantom Menace Taco Bell promotional cup)

I don’t know what you’re talking about.

Don’t wait until retirement. Balance your life now. It’s going to be a long slog.

You don’t need to find an amazing career that you’ll love doing until you die. People who get that are extremely lucky, and it’s not the norm. You just need a job that will support you while still giving you time to do the things you enjoy.

Follow this: https://youtu.be/YHxwY3Fz2gU?feature=shared

This also worked for me:

I stopped using reddit, because it turned to shit.

Nobody:

Busting your ass for your current job will never be better than expending the same amount of energy finding a better job.

Are you content with your current job and getting good pay, good benefits, normal promotions/raises etc. while performing a reasonable workload? Great, keep it up. If you have extra time and energy, focus on self-improvement, family, hobbies, etc.

Are you feeling underpaid, under-appreciated, or generally unhappy with your job? Are you in a position where you can maintain your health and sanity while working harder to improve things? Great, keep working just hard enough not to get fired, and pour all of your extra time and energy into finding a better job. Never give it to your current job.

Loyalty to the company is an outdated idea. Dont let some out-of-touch CEO sell you on that bullshit. The way to improve your situation is to job hop. There’s no shame in it. Expect to do it several times before you really figure out where you want to be.