mayo_cider [he/him]

Personally I do it by stealing from my employer

Community policing at its best

At this point 22 murders seems like a smart budgetting decision, worst case scenario you’ll get housing for life (if you live in a civilized country)

I just stash everything and manually copy-paste all the relevant changes, I’m salaried so I don’t care about wasting time

You work day and night to be judged on anything other than the colonialism

Keep on eating the beans, you just might suffer enough to earn enlightenment

If everyone else disagrees with you, it might be time to do some self-reflection

Or blame politics, it’s the easy option when cognitive dissonance becomes overbearing

That’s why we have to lock the routers in a rack, they’d fall down the stairs and die immediately otherwise

Introversion and social anxiety are two different things

I see it the other way around, we managed to pass on civilization for our children for 90% of the history without writing it down

I feel like dgg is catching up solely because of enshittification of google

There should be a few sleep() there to make it more realistic

CEO that works*

Useful idiots believing CBS, NY Times, Reuters and BBC?

“It took us a millenia to catch up on sciences, obviously they couldn’t figure out ramps and levers before us”

I call them skeets like our lord and savior Lil Jon intended