I believe the reason a function or method in an object does not need the “function” keyword has to do with the fact that JS is built on the prototype model and the fact that functions are first class in JS.

As the saying goes, “Everything is an object in JavaScript…” (which is not strictly true).

I assume you mean fascist propaganda over and above the right wing rabbit holes that already exist on YouTube….

Ugh, this is terrible.

Effectively?

Yeah, that’s what it means.

As someone paid to write code that interacts with D365… I see myself in this meme.

It’s false. Different memory addresses, etc.

I write back end JS, when I’m not writing back end C#.

It’s totally fine. In fact, Node makes it a great back end language. I find that the infamous quirks of JS fall into two categories - “common enough that you internalize the rules for them” and “edge cases that almost never come up in practice.”

And when you write back ends in JS… you aren’t on the endless new framework treadmill!

Yep, or go proofread some JSON…

I’m sorry, but today is Monday…

Lawful Evil

It’s… fine. Last job was an AWS shop, so I definitely had to learn the differences but all the commonly used stuff is in Azure too.

I can’t really make any legit complaints that don’t exist in AWS in a slightly different flavor.

I’m the “makes commits to Azure DevOps because that’s what his company uses” user, so mine looks a lot like number 4.

I’ll take my Motorola Razr back from the early 00s.

Whether I do Captain Kirk impressions with it in the privacy of my own home is my business…

I second this one. LEGO is really well made, the sets are well designed, and the instructions are some of the best you’ll ever see in any build-it-yourself product of any kind.

Well, the bar was low…

Ah, I see you too have run code in Azure Functions…

I agree, but knowing it’s from Norway makes me feel more comfortable with the idea of using it than if it was made in the US…. (And I’m American…)

Look, I don’t print the packaging. It’s the one spiced with cinnamon and cardamom.

I prefer the Stash brand.

Yes, and I like it.

But I’m really more of a Chai tea man.

The Shire

The US government basically ONLY uses SQL…