You can now be more accurately late for work. Or your coffee is more accurately taking a long time to come out.

I believe you meant “what the fuck, cunt?!”

Be proud of our heritage, mate.

As an Australian, I’m not angry, just very, very disappointed.

Milo is a right of passage in childhood, particularly if you have siblings. In fact I’m sure making one is on the citizenship test. If you don’t understand why, then you’re doing it wrong.